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@ patrick
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[roseapothecary]

I can't tell if you're joking.

Actually, I don't think you are.
That comment wasn't snippy enough.

Because we know how you get when I come to you without details.

[buttonface]

Snippy??

I don't get snippy.

[roseapothecary]

Um.
Agree to disagree.

But I forgive you. You were figuring out how to flirt.

[buttonface]

[ Okay, wow. He chokes a little, sputtering. ]

I know how to flirt!

Not my fault if you couldn't pick up on it.

[roseapothecary]

I'm sorry, your straightboy jeans just threw me off.

[buttonface]

Oh, is that it.

Maybe I should've led with the skintight bowling shirt.

[roseapothecary]

Are you referring to Jake's Special Shirt?

Because yeah, that would have done it.

[buttonface]

It wasn't specifically for Jake.

It was for the occasion.

[roseapothecary]

I love that you were thinking about appropriate clothes for a threesome. :)

[buttonface]

[ Oh no. ]

It wasn't for that. Specifically.

[ He has to stop saying specifically. ]

[roseapothecary]

Sure it wasn't.

[ Instead of just the winking emoji, he sends a picture of himself winking in an unsettlingly Alexis-like way. ]

Anyway, he obviously liked it, so.
Good choice after all.

[buttonface]

[ Patrick stares at the picture in vague horror, even as he fights back a smile. ]

Are you sure? He didn't even tell me if it complimented my lips or not.