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text — @drake, slightly nsfw

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( the first thing harry sends (completely without warning) is a short video of what is very clearly a dildo, turned about to show it from angles, then another video of what is obviously a butt plug presented in the same manner. )

voila
if sex appeal is what you want
i've got the goods

( oops did he forget to include david in this message. his bad. )

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[ He'd forgotten something else, too. A little thing called context.

Patrick stares at the videos, looks around briefly like he's afraid he's going to get caught and get into trouble, and then stares at them again. ]

Um.

I think you have the wrong number.

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( context is for chumps, patrick )

what was the sales pitch not good enough

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[ Oh, god. Is this because of the threesome thing? Has David been...advertising?? ]

I'm really not in the market.